$DCASH is now live!
the people's *new* cryptocurrency
built on the shortcomings of dogecoin... mainly that it's lost its ways as the ultimate memecoin
disclaimers and such
giant wall of text
this should all go without saying, but some people like to see a giant wall of text to really drive the point home. so if you are still reading this, just know that dogecoin cash may not be right for you.
dogecoin cash, aka $DCASH, has no association with dogecoin, shiba inu, dogecash, baby doge coin, floki inu, kishu inu, doge killer, hoge finance samoyedcoin or any other coin with or without a reference to dogs or memes. this token is simply inspired by the grandfather of all meme coins and looks to build upon what once had great promise.
$DCASH is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. there is no formal team or roadmap. the token is completely useless and for entertainment purposes only. if you've come this far and are still confused by this, we suggest you read this section again and lower your expectations.
this will serve as a formal disclaimer. dogecoin cash was created for fun and for the lols. don't risk money you cannot afford lose. the price may go up or it may go down. we are not responsible for the price of the token.
anyways. this is a meme of a meme of a meme. do with that what you will.
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dogecoin cash? really?
yes, really!
we are a meme token on the solana blockchain that's going to rival the memeist meme tokens and succeed where dogecoin has fallen short.
let's social
tokenomics
because numbers
presale
40%
lp
40%
community fund
20%
faq
your questions, barely answered
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in kabosu we trust?we were saddened by the sudden passing of our lord and savior, kabosu, the original dog behind the greatest meme that ever existed. we believe that dogecoin has lost its way in honoring her holiness and will stop at nothing to return her to her full glory as the ultimate memecoin again. kabosu, this is all for you 🙏
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where can I buy dogcoin cash -- $DCASH?we've placed several buy buttons throughout this site that are pretty hard to miss. if you are still looking for the answer about where to buy, you're not going to find it here.
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is there any tax on buys or sells?absolutely not. fuck that. buy and sell freely.
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how do you plan on onboarding the next billion people onto solana?we don't. but maybe. if $DCASH truly becomes the people's *new* cryptocurrency. and they start talking about us on cnbc and shit. we will onboard 42 new people with our dank memes. anything's possible.
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what about a roadmap?what about it? ok. ok. fine. try this one... 1. buy $DCASH 2. vibe so hard others that are inspired to buy $DCASH 3. become an influencer based on how early you were to buy $DCASH
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was there a point to this faq section?what a fascinating question. is there a point to life or any of this? before we go too far off the deep end, we will conclude with the fact that we just wanted a way to dunk on people who actually read the faq section on a site for the memeiest of all memecoins. nerd.
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wen presale?dogecoin Cash ($DCASH) will be launching with a presale on May 30th. be ready to drop your outdated cash for the future of cash! more info coming soon, probably.
utility
what good is a memecoin if it doesn't list absolute nonsense for its utility
growing ecosystem
solana is clearly the world's best blockchain and has the highest growth potential for meme tokens, so solana's growth is our growth opportunity. plain and simple.
community support
our community loves us and soon you will too. join fellow crypto enthusiasts and moon mission seekers as we meme our way to valhalla with good vibes only
decentralization, obviously
the people's *new* cryptocurrency is a beacon for what is possible in the future of finance, so it goes without saying that our team and community are fully decentralized
much partnerships
it goes without saying that the strength of a meme token is highly dependent upon the made up partnerships it has, which is why we have none and will buy some later. probably.
community
fund
we set aside 20% of tokens for growing the $DCASH ecosystem through clever and hilarious methods that are sure to get the people going.
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